today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike.
Photographer UnknownSubmitted by nessastooshort
Fuck. I’m hanging with my boo tomorrow and if he sees this cut he’s going to think I’m satanic or something.
Any advice on covering it up?
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
CryING DEAR MOTHER OF JESUS
GOD HELP ME
JUST
OH MY GOD“SWISS FUCKING CHEESE” OMG OHMYGOD OHMYFUCKINGGOD
I AM LAUGHINS SO HARD I THINK I,M DYING
HALP ME
IM ACTUALLY CRYING OHMYFUCKINGGDO HAHAHA
